So like, some dude kept giving people bad stuff and went to prison, uh-huh-huh. But then he got out and like, totally killed someone for real, heh-heh.
British Chicks Find Love on Their Phones, Uh Huh Huh
So, like, this British movie is trying to talk to, like, young people about love and stuff on their phones. And the actors, like, told them what to do. Uh huh huh.
Like, China made too much stuff and now nobody wants it, so everything's gonna, like, totally break. It's like when Burger World has too many cold fries.
NASA grew some hot peppers in space, but the plants got all messed up, like, their butts grew straight instead of curvy. Uh-huh-huh. Space is dumb, m-heh-m-heh.
Some tiny goats in North Carolina got all gross and rabid, m-heh-m-heh. And now everyone who touched them is gonna be like, all gross and maybe get rabies too, uh-huh-huh.
Galliano's Outbursts Get Lame Museum Excited, Heh-heh
Some dork named Galliano kept having these like, really stupid outbursts and got busted for it. Now some dumb museum wants to be all like, 'he's cool,' and people are getting all mad, m-heh-heh.
