Some countries started hitting each other again, uh huh huh, and some ranchers are making noise like a fire alarm. Plus, someone started a fight on the White House lawn or something.
Like, some dudes totally thought there was this secret club trying to, uh, get the President. Then, like, a bunch of stuff got all screwed up and people got fired, m-heh.
President Says War is Cool, Gas Prices Go Down When Iran Blows Up. Huh-huh.
Some old dude was talking about how he never said there wouldn't be new wars, which is cool. M-heh-m-heh. And then he said gas prices would like, get cheaper when some war ends, or something.
Some Russian Butt-Head Wants to Talk About Peace, Uh-huh-huh
So, like, some rich Russian dude met up with the Ukraine president, m-heh-heh. He was all, 'uh, I can like, totally tell your boss to chill out,' but they still didn't get any nachos.
Like, five people got all poked and stuff at this station. And now, like, President Butt-Head is comin' to watch some basketball or somethin'. Uh huh huh.
Like, some old dudes in suits are fighting with the other old dude in a suit, 'cause they're all like, pissed off at each other or something. It's kinda boring.
Uh-huh-huh, Runoff Stinks, Like Beavis' Butt-Breath
Some chick named Nithya is trying to beat some other dude named Spencer, uh-huh-huh. They're having a stupid race to see who gets to fight the Mayor, which sounds like a total waste of time for nachos.
Spielberg Thinks Movies Are, Uh, Deep or Something
Uh, so this old dude Spielberg thinks movies are, like, important or something, m-heh-m-heh. He says going to the theater is the best place to, uh, work out your dreams, heh heh.
Some Dude Was a 'Wingman' for a Creepy Guy, Huh Huh
So some restaurant dude was like, a wingman for this other guy named Epstein, uh-huh-huh. He totally helped him out with chicks and stuff. M-heh-m-heh.
Like, some country's money is totally sliding away, uh-huh-huh. And now they're gonna like, kick the butts of the guys who are making it slide, m-heh-m-heh.
Uhh... The World is Gonna Explode and Poop Out Bubbles or Something
Like, the news said some stuff about wars and fake smart stuff called AI, and the Fed is being lame. Sounds like everything is totally screwed, m-heh-m-heh.
Stealth Game is Like, Remastered or Something, Uh-huh-huh
Some nerds are, like, remaking an old game that was about, like, stealing stuff. M-heh-m-heh. They're making it suck less, but it probably still sucks.
Some super old dude, like, eighty, won an award for acting or whatever. He probably waited a really long time to win that stupid thing, like, forever, m-heh-m-heh.
TV Butt-Munch Gets Fired, Acts Surprised, Uh-huh-huh
Some dude on TV got fired from his job and was all like, 'Whoa, I didn't see that coming.' But then some other dude was all like, 'Dude, you're totally out of touch, you buttmunch.'
So like, there used to be these really huge bugs, even bigger than, like, Todd's head, or whatever. But they can't live now because the air isn't gross enough for them to breathe, m-heh-m-heh.
So like, really old people are like, forgetting everything, 'cause their brains are all messed up. But then they eat like, special mushrooms, and like, remember where their butt is. Heh heh.
Some dude in Colombia is, like, wearing a yellow shirt and people are getting all butt-hurt about it. Uh-huh-huh. Yeah, probably because he looks like a dillhole in it.
So, like, a really big airplane's nose broke off or something at the airport. Uh-huh-huh. And some dudes got kinda smashed 'cause that thing was, like, super heavy.
